exhaledoom:

did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%

(Source: crystalp0res)

illkim:

*throws $20 bill at stripper* hey can I have the change

edsheerun:

i just want a boy to like me

no not that one

(Source: loganlermen)

coolscar:

*accidentally opens undesired program* *heart races as i try to force quit before it can fully open*

one of those days where i either want to:

• save the world and become a leader of the people
• and
• watch entire seasons of a tv-series and sleep like a bear